{"id":333,"date":"2011-04-16T08:02:24","date_gmt":"2011-04-16T08:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/?p=333"},"modified":"2014-05-29T18:54:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-29T18:54:00","slug":"this-weeks-strip-zap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/?p=333","title":{"rendered":"This week&#8217;s strip: &#8220;Zap!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/BGZAPLH.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-334\" title=\"BGZAPLH\" src=\"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/BGZAPLH.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/BGZAPLH.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/BGZAPLH-300x93.jpg 300w, https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/BGZAPLH-1024x318.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t played LaserTag since a sad experience in the 90s when I naively showed up to play in a white T-shirt (which any LT player knows instantly made me into a Red Shirt), stripped to a (vest-covered) bra and got murdered left &amp; right anyway. Today, I went trampolining with my niece &amp; nephew at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.houseofairsf.com\/about\/\">House of Air<\/a>. Much safer &#8212; though not for the dodgeball ref, whom I nailed in the head by mistake. Sorry, dude!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t played LaserTag since a sad experience in the 90s when I naively showed up to play in a white T-shirt (which any LT player knows instantly made me into a Red Shirt), stripped to a (vest-covered) bra and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/?p=333\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bittergirl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}