{"id":20,"date":"2008-05-13T04:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-13T04:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/wp\/?p=19"},"modified":"2014-05-29T18:55:12","modified_gmt":"2014-05-29T18:55:12","slug":"read-dateland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"Read Dateland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because Jennifer Parello is a <a href=\"http:\/\/lavendermagazine.com\/this-issue\/back-talk\/lesbian-101-on-straight-women\/\">funny woman.<\/a> A can of Heineken is apparently like Proust&#8217;s madeleine to her: something with a taste or scent that will torment you with the godforsaken memory of some ex for the rest of your life. I believe every girl has one of these. Mine&#8217;s a certain brand of Aveda conditioner&#8211;thank god it got too expensive for me to keep compulsively buying. What&#8217;s yours?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because Jennifer Parello is a funny woman. A can of Heineken is apparently like Proust&#8217;s madeleine to her: something with a taste or scent that will torment you with the godforsaken memory of some ex for the rest of your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/?p=20\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joanhilty.net\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}